Abby and Norma #316
18 November, 2008 - Posted by: humanalien
I want the Nasonex bee to fly down from the Banana Boat leaf and sting the Target dog in the eye, whereupon the Target dog pulls down the Coppertone girl's pants. It would be an advertising orgy.
Abby and Norma #315
17 November, 2008 - Posted by: humanalien
I guess Abby's just saying, childhood is no fun from the parent's perspective either. If the parent is Abby.
Abby and Norma #314
14 November, 2008 - Posted by: humanalien
The Bill of Rights actually does apply to children in the sense that the government can't punish them for their choices regarding speech, religion, assembly and so on. But the government won't stop their parents from punishing them for those things, and children don't have the option of moving away from their parents, so their rights are in no way protected. Perhaps this is necessary, but it is still evidence that it sucks to be a kid.
Abby and Norma #313
13 November, 2008 - Posted by: humanalien
People who actually use all four of those levels of protection need to get a life.
Abby and Norma #312
12 November, 2008 - Posted by: humanalien
There's another bad mood song that I sing to the tune of "I Feel Pretty."
Abby and Norma #311
11 November, 2008 - Posted by: humanalien
Maybe it would make sense if her head came off her neck before going up her butt.