Abby and Norma #479
03 July, 2009 - Posted by: humanalien
Hey, even pirates are God's creatures. You know what they say, Mom-- "forgiveness is divine." That means humans shouldn't forgive people, either, or else we'll be playing God again.
Hey, even pirates are God's creatures. You know what they say, Mom-- "forgiveness is divine." That means humans shouldn't forgive people, either, or else we'll be playing God again.
Abby and Norma #478
02 July, 2009 - Posted by: humanalien
Our parrot is named Rain Man. His idea of a song is very squawky and irritating.
Abby and Norma #477
01 July, 2009 - Posted by: humanalien
From time to time I make Shakespeare references for my husband's benefit, largely because he can't stand Shakespeare. Once I told him "You kiss by the book of arithmetic" (merging a quote from Juliet about Romeo with a quote from Romeo about Tybalt, a brilliant juxtaposition that was utterly lost on him).
Abby and Norma #476
30 June, 2009 - Posted by: humanalien
Does it really count as a Spoonerism if the transposed letters aren't at the beginnings of the words?
Abby and Norma #475
29 June, 2009 - Posted by: humanalien
I guess Cathy doesn't really hate everything that I like. I do like shopping at Target stores.
Abby and Norma #474
26 June, 2009 - Posted by: humanalien
This was actually pretty dang hard to write. Switching from one person's perspective to another, and repeatedly asking myself "okay, what's Abby thinking, what's Cathy thinking, what does Abby think that Cathy thinks..." -- it's like an extended, extra-nasty Sally-Anne test. Even with the help of lots of personal experience with badly-connected walkie-talkie conversations.
