Abby and Norma #759
30 July, 2010 - Posted by: erika
I am afraid a large percentage of my readership will not get these references.
Abby and Norma #758
29 July, 2010 - Posted by: erika
I find it easier to imagine enjoying physical pain than to imagine enjoying being labeled. But it takes all kinds to make a world, I guess.
Abby and Norma #757
28 July, 2010 - Posted by: erika
I suppose if you accept the premise that your only choices are immortality in heaven or immortality in hell, then you'll probably want to go to heaven even if you do believe that immortality would get totally boring after a while.
Still, interesting to see that Chrissy is such a glutton for pain and penance that the only thing about hell that she couldn't bear would be Abby's presence. I don't know if that means she finds Abby enjoyable, or if Abby's the one thing unpleasant enough to break her.
Abby and Norma #756
27 July, 2010 - Posted by: erika
Spring of Drowned Mosquito would be pretty ridiculous even for Ranma.
But I suppose an adult mosquito could drown. They can sit on the water's surface, but I bet they'd sink if you pushed them down in. (Which probably would mean that pouring water on her would kill her right after it turned her into a mosquito... so the idea's still ridiculous.)
Abby and Norma #755
26 July, 2010 - Posted by: erika
There was a young lady named Tiffany
Who found that she had an epiphany:
that if you combine
an eagle and lion
the outcome is gruesome, not gryphony.
Or you could try this one. Baryphony: the internet taught me a new word.
Abby and Norma #754
23 July, 2010 - Posted by: erika
This is the real Toreador song. The parody Abby sings has been around a long time; my mom sang it to me since I was a very small child. (Probably why I turned out so weird.)