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Abby and Norma #316

18 November, 2008 - Posted by: humanalien

It's a bee because bees stick their faces in flowers, Abby.

I want the Nasonex bee to fly down from the Banana Boat leaf and sting the Target dog in the eye, whereupon the Target dog pulls down the Coppertone girl's pants. It would be an advertising orgy.

Abby and Norma #315

17 November, 2008 - Posted by: humanalien

gee, thanks, that makes me feel SO MUCH BETTER

I guess Abby's just saying, childhood is no fun from the parent's perspective either. If the parent is Abby.

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Abby and Norma #314

14 November, 2008 - Posted by: humanalien

People who think high school was the best time of their lives: severe amnesia.

The Bill of Rights actually does apply to children in the sense that the government can't punish them for their choices regarding speech, religion, assembly and so on. But the government won't stop their parents from punishing them for those things, and children don't have the option of moving away from their parents, so their rights are in no way protected. Perhaps this is necessary, but it is still evidence that it sucks to be a kid.